fun stuff!
here’s what i’m doin when i’m not werkin
Children’s Book Author:
Lyla the Lion
In the Summer of ‘22, I became an aunt. AUNT KELL! So, I wrote the kid a book that she’ll appreciate when she eventually learns to read!
Meme Queen:
Naught Kelly News
Born of boredom and inspired by Reductress, I began making memes of my loved ones. Below is some silly yet cutting insight into the character of my friends.
"Mom and Dad don't understand a word I say, so it's kind of em-bah-rassing when a joke falls short."
"After a weekend of drinking, nothing compares to a good meal with good friends," she slurs to the Lyft driver.
"They're a limited edition collab retailing at over a grand. I'm lucky I got in on the drop because they're fresh as hell."
"He's a really good interviewer. Right wing? Alex Jones is a comedian. you just don't understand his satire."
Thyroid cancer. Thyroid optional.
Local man has opinions!
"It's my comfort show. I can't imagine life without it."
"Absorbing a different culture really opens up your mind. I'm a totally different person after the numerous nights drinking and dancing until 6 A.M."
"I'll be spending the next 10 days with my entire family, and I got PTO approved so I can really maximize our quality time together. I can't wait for the Turkey 5K!"
Locals were alarmed seeing a woman emerge from the woods covered in blood. Relief spread rapidly upon realizing it was the blood of her enemies and not her own.
"We enjoyed the first few minutes, but it was hard to hear the lyrics when she just started sobbing around the 7 minute mark," reports the DJ.
"His foundation crumbled during the signature bake. I don't understand how there could be enough flavor to compensate for what should be a significant scoring component. She was just clearly more inventive and ambitious with her signatures."
"They think they can hide from me along the back wall, but I played third base in JuCo. I have an absolute rocket for an arm."
"That sounds lovely dear. Can you pass me an extra napkin?" Grandma says to granddaughter.
A Consumption of Self in Modern Dating by the Heteropatriarchy
I’m somewhat of a horror film buff, and I’m definitely a feminist. So, I had to sit down and write an essay about Fresh. Lmk if you disagree in the Letterboxd comment section!